Friday, October 20
Now that semester has started, let us all take a breather with my erm joke. it is eoin-ish so bear with it.
One day, four friends were lost in the desert. They have no food nor drink to last them. Suddenly they spot a house not far away. The 1st guy run towards the house and knock on the front door. An old lady appear from inside. The old lady was smelly and dirty. But he ask anyway. "Please could you give us some water. We didnt have a drink for a few days." The lady said," I will give you water if u do sex with me." The guy vomitted infront of the door and ran back to his frens. He told his frens everything. The 2nd guy decided to give it a try but after seeing the lady he too turn back. The 3rd guy, being the cleverer one, decided to give it a shot as they are in need of water. He knocked the door and the lady ask him to have sex with her. Despite the feeling of disgust he agreed and he went in the house. He saw 3 corns on the table and have an idea all of a sudden. He asked the lady to close her eyes when they are having sex. The lady agreed. So the guy used the corn and the lady was orgasming, really enjoying it. Then after it was over, the lady wants another round and promised a bag of money if he does it again. So the guy used the next corn and the lady was really enjoying it again. "Ooh i love it so much. Yes yes.." But the old lady want more. She promised a jeep if the guy agreed to have sex with her for the third time. And the guy took the last corn and do it again. This time, the lady reach her climax and was so happy and tired that she gestured the guy to take the water, the bag of money and the jeep outside her house. He did as told and was looking around for his frens when he saw them outside the lady's house windows.
"You can't believe it," said one of them, "we just found three delicious corns outside her window and it was awesome. Pity we dont have enough."
HAHA...so how? got it?
-fiz-
One day, four friends were lost in the desert. They have no food nor drink to last them. Suddenly they spot a house not far away. The 1st guy run towards the house and knock on the front door. An old lady appear from inside. The old lady was smelly and dirty. But he ask anyway. "Please could you give us some water. We didnt have a drink for a few days." The lady said," I will give you water if u do sex with me." The guy vomitted infront of the door and ran back to his frens. He told his frens everything. The 2nd guy decided to give it a try but after seeing the lady he too turn back. The 3rd guy, being the cleverer one, decided to give it a shot as they are in need of water. He knocked the door and the lady ask him to have sex with her. Despite the feeling of disgust he agreed and he went in the house. He saw 3 corns on the table and have an idea all of a sudden. He asked the lady to close her eyes when they are having sex. The lady agreed. So the guy used the corn and the lady was orgasming, really enjoying it. Then after it was over, the lady wants another round and promised a bag of money if he does it again. So the guy used the next corn and the lady was really enjoying it again. "Ooh i love it so much. Yes yes.." But the old lady want more. She promised a jeep if the guy agreed to have sex with her for the third time. And the guy took the last corn and do it again. This time, the lady reach her climax and was so happy and tired that she gestured the guy to take the water, the bag of money and the jeep outside her house. He did as told and was looking around for his frens when he saw them outside the lady's house windows.
"You can't believe it," said one of them, "we just found three delicious corns outside her window and it was awesome. Pity we dont have enough."
HAHA...so how? got it?
-fiz-