Saturday, June 17
Wow. Almost 2 whole months into poly life. Thats real fast innit? Well, after 2 months, our class seems 2 be pretty subdued as compared to the start of school. I mean, we still are a whole bag o' laughters and, as Billy Bong termed it, "an R(a) class", but the plethora of ICAs that has been forced upon us sorta like blunted our edge.
What the hell. There are always black sheep in a class, no matter how good the class is. So I shall blog about one of them.
Bloody hell, u readers better brace urselves for the tirade of 'complaints' coming up.
I'll let u all have an idea who it is.
Well, that damn bloody idiot is currently one of the top in our class, just learned how 2 e-mail (taught by Azar), and sounds like a cheena-man/woman.
Lucky bugger, I'd call that fellow. In soozle's ICA, they were supposed 2 come up with 'something to benefit the society', but their group decided to promote their damn bloody magazine which sounds like 'sheesh' (no offence there). Somehow they manage 2 get a bloody B+ when other groups that campaigned to really benefit the society got a measly C-. In Viju's ICA, both them 'MCs' were laughing away when this bugger didnt zeep up and Viju said 'they had energy'. -_- its a bloody formal occassion, for heaven's sake!!! The MCs are supposed 2 be FORMAL!!!! me & matt were like damn bloody f*cking formal but we got a bloody measly C!!! Dammit sia... And some more he ask Eoin & Anjana 2 edit 4 him the Viju & Azar's ICAs respectively la!!! KNN!!! So unfair sia.. If he ever ask me I'll reach down his throat & pull him inside out by his damn arsehole... Then one day that bugger had the cheek 2 bring badges showing that he/she was in his/her school's 'EXCO' in the council. So what? From what I know, (oh yes, i know a damn lot, having rejected the offer of being a councillor and being the president of a club that consists of councillors and valedictorians), only abt 1, or maybe 2, in the EXCO made it there through plain hard work, the rest just ass-f*cked the teacher/principal until they get into the f*cking EXCO. Also I've heard whisperings from lots of ppl that during group meetings for the back-breaking amount of ICAs recently, he/she hardly did any work and was a bloody nuisance by dancing and prancing around, listening to loud, lousy cheena songs that has a tendency to irritate ppl, and most of all, in our very own group meeting, said that he/she'll do 'the World Cup' for Viju's ICA to 'compete against me'. WTF la!! Viju said that the stand-upper must be passionate, so that the audience felt the atmosphere, and this fucking bugger doesn't even know how the bloody fucking offside rule works!!!! Dammit sia. Maybe its just the stress getting to me that caused me 2 rant and rave but i'm sure that 1/2 the class share the same fucking sentiments. grrrrrrr. And I havent even started on any of the individual ICAs yet...
Anyways I need some help. Has anyone signed up for the StarHub World Cup Channel after my KNN presentation??? Pls tell coz I 1 2 bolster my case against KNN for more marks. Thx.
I'll end off with the customary relieve-ur-stress-jokes.
Joke 1:
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep.
One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!Soon after that he goes back to sleep.
The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep.
The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!
Joke 2
A man surveys the women in a nightclub, picks out the most attractive, and takes a seat next to her at the bar. He uses all his best lines, but gets nowhere. Finally, he reaches into his pocket, takes out a small box, and pulls a frog out of it
“Cute,” says the woman. “Is that a pet?” The man smiled.
“Yes, and he’s good at doing tricks too.”
“Like what?”
“He eats pussy. Come back to my place and I’ll prove it to you.”
Once in the bedroom, the girl strips off and puts the frog between her legs. The frog doesn’t move. After a couple of minutes, the woman looks at the immobile frog, and finally demands, “Well?”
The man shakes his head sorrowfully, picks up the frog and says, “Okay, you idiot, I’m only going to show you one more time.”
Joke 2 is 1 of the best pick up lines I've ever heard.
Disclaimer: Any hurt (physically,except for stomach cramps from laughing or burst vein from anger, psychologically, or mentally) is unintentional.
Posted by: Plev Yakin
Argentina rox!!!!!!
What the hell. There are always black sheep in a class, no matter how good the class is. So I shall blog about one of them.
Bloody hell, u readers better brace urselves for the tirade of 'complaints' coming up.
I'll let u all have an idea who it is.
Well, that damn bloody idiot is currently one of the top in our class, just learned how 2 e-mail (taught by Azar), and sounds like a cheena-man/woman.
Lucky bugger, I'd call that fellow. In soozle's ICA, they were supposed 2 come up with 'something to benefit the society', but their group decided to promote their damn bloody magazine which sounds like 'sheesh' (no offence there). Somehow they manage 2 get a bloody B+ when other groups that campaigned to really benefit the society got a measly C-. In Viju's ICA, both them 'MCs' were laughing away when this bugger didnt zeep up and Viju said 'they had energy'. -_- its a bloody formal occassion, for heaven's sake!!! The MCs are supposed 2 be FORMAL!!!! me & matt were like damn bloody f*cking formal but we got a bloody measly C!!! Dammit sia... And some more he ask Eoin & Anjana 2 edit 4 him the Viju & Azar's ICAs respectively la!!! KNN!!! So unfair sia.. If he ever ask me I'll reach down his throat & pull him inside out by his damn arsehole... Then one day that bugger had the cheek 2 bring badges showing that he/she was in his/her school's 'EXCO' in the council. So what? From what I know, (oh yes, i know a damn lot, having rejected the offer of being a councillor and being the president of a club that consists of councillors and valedictorians), only abt 1, or maybe 2, in the EXCO made it there through plain hard work, the rest just ass-f*cked the teacher/principal until they get into the f*cking EXCO. Also I've heard whisperings from lots of ppl that during group meetings for the back-breaking amount of ICAs recently, he/she hardly did any work and was a bloody nuisance by dancing and prancing around, listening to loud, lousy cheena songs that has a tendency to irritate ppl, and most of all, in our very own group meeting, said that he/she'll do 'the World Cup' for Viju's ICA to 'compete against me'. WTF la!! Viju said that the stand-upper must be passionate, so that the audience felt the atmosphere, and this fucking bugger doesn't even know how the bloody fucking offside rule works!!!! Dammit sia. Maybe its just the stress getting to me that caused me 2 rant and rave but i'm sure that 1/2 the class share the same fucking sentiments. grrrrrrr. And I havent even started on any of the individual ICAs yet...
Anyways I need some help. Has anyone signed up for the StarHub World Cup Channel after my KNN presentation??? Pls tell coz I 1 2 bolster my case against KNN for more marks. Thx.
I'll end off with the customary relieve-ur-stress-jokes.
Joke 1:
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep.
One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!Soon after that he goes back to sleep.
The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep.
The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!
Joke 2
A man surveys the women in a nightclub, picks out the most attractive, and takes a seat next to her at the bar. He uses all his best lines, but gets nowhere. Finally, he reaches into his pocket, takes out a small box, and pulls a frog out of it
“Cute,” says the woman. “Is that a pet?” The man smiled.
“Yes, and he’s good at doing tricks too.”
“Like what?”
“He eats pussy. Come back to my place and I’ll prove it to you.”
Once in the bedroom, the girl strips off and puts the frog between her legs. The frog doesn’t move. After a couple of minutes, the woman looks at the immobile frog, and finally demands, “Well?”
The man shakes his head sorrowfully, picks up the frog and says, “Okay, you idiot, I’m only going to show you one more time.”
Joke 2 is 1 of the best pick up lines I've ever heard.
Disclaimer: Any hurt (physically,except for stomach cramps from laughing or burst vein from anger, psychologically, or mentally) is unintentional.
Posted by: Plev Yakin
Argentina rox!!!!!!